It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
