And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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