I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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