Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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