I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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