I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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