Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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