you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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