I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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