you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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