Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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