She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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