giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
someone owes me an orgasm
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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