He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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