whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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