grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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