Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
