After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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