: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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