then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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