Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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