I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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