I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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