The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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