like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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