I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we have officially lost it.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Bring me that man meat
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
