Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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