I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
They have beer where we have blood.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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