The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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