Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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