Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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