do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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