If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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