Sry I called you an 8
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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