Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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