id be glad to
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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