If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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