he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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