Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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