it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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