: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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