She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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