Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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