I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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