Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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