Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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