your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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