I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
