You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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