Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
